its fucking face omg
A Thousand YearsArtist:
The Piano GuysAlbum:
A Thousand Years - Single
What if Pokemon used to be real but Noah forgot to put them on the arc
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am
Bathroom with glass floor, overlooking a 15 story elevator shaft.
In case you needed help shitting yourself.
omg that comment though
it’s nine in the afternoon and my thighs are the size of the moon
It already understands me
When radiologists take a selfie
Wait I’ve seen this
i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die
“if i die”